On Valentine's day:

I woke up at 7 when I was supposed to wake up at 5. I studied some biology (for the practical exams) in bits and pieces. At the exam, I forgot the classifications of all the specimens and the floral formula and the diagram for Vinca rosea - which, apparently, is also called "prewrinkle" according to one of our lecturers. I still managed to scribble some believable rubbish and finished it. Then I realised I had left my cell phone at home. Wasn't a very huge problem, I don't have a lot of secret admirers. Oh wait, I have none :-P

I received my math score, which was rather pathetic in itself but pretty good considering [a.] the fact that I never studied and 2. the scores of a certain P (10 out of 90) and a certain S (24 out of 90) who used to tell me how many lessons they studied each day. While I won't tell you how much I got, I will tell you the first letter of the name of that lying HAG who told me that they wouldn't even be grading the papers - S. May you die because of a "stove burst" my dear lady with gigantic cheek-bones.

I deleted a million invites from friends to join hi5, one of the most stupid sites filled with perverted desperate 20-somethings.....very similar to a brothel. One of the funniest invites said "Come and join, da, it's got like hundreds of hunks!"

I hurt a finger. Then another. Then I got a papercut on that loose skin between the thumb and the index finger while arranging some papers.

I saw a lorry which said "India-Gro-up". Amen.

....I'm sorry, were you looking for a purpose in this post?

Six weird things about me -

1. I talk to myself - All the time! I'm always saying something to myself or enacting earlier conversations with dialogues I should've said, or giving priceless advice, or (mostly) giving interviews about how I have all the talent in the world and got rich easily. I also comment on other people when I'm riding, but since I wear a helmet that covers my face, not a lot of people notice that.

2. I eat too much and I still don't get fat - And as everyone knows, I don't work out either. I realised that during our school trip last year when the cook put two rotis on my plate and three each on two of my other friend's plates....while they threw away one of their rotis, I took a second helping and got two more. They're both pretty much my size. I'm also hungry ALL the time.

3. I'm drawn towards bespectacled people - By that I don't mean only guys, I mean people who wear glasses in general. I find them charming. (I don't wear glasses, to clear that up.)

4. I say stupid things when I'm around new people - Normally, the new people happen to be people who matter a lot.

5. I look at the keyboard and type - Even though I know where all the keys are.

6. I have an affinity for villains - Rather than heroes. (In the words of a trusted source.)

(This is a really old post from whatever I could recover from my previous blog. I haven't changed a thing and it's really surprising how much my writing seems to have changed since then. Good for me!)